benjo Member since: Contacting benjo: Details Married 0 Massage Therapist Tags | My Blog Posts: About me: I used to enjoy rolling down hills until I encountered a dog turd on my travels. I will occasionally break into sudden fits of skipping that last any where from 2 feet to 2 miles. I wish I had the ability to summon swarms of flower petals and butterflies because I figure that it would probably difuse any bad situation that happened to be going on at the time. I sometimes find my self wondering things like..."if Smurfs were real would they stain like blueberries"..."if god caused 911 and other devestaions because he was angered at sinners, like some bible thumpers say, then perhaps he killed the dinosuars because they were gay"..."if it wasn't for the invent of plastic, garbage dumps would probably be a cool place to go back to 50 years later and explore for collectables"..."how much of my life is spent turning things on and pluging things in, it would be cool if there was some way to look up personal stats like that. God, I sure hope that info is avialable at my fingertips when I die or somebodies not going to be looking so omnipotent"..."who invented the knock-knock joke? and did he die of natural causes or was he murdered?"..."how long after the invent of the piano did it take for somebody to use a piano wire as a murder weapon"..."I bet I would like the fog a lot more if I were a zombie."
On a more serious note I would love to see an end to the idiocracy that we have nowadays. It's unfortunate that Ron Paul will not be getting the Republican nomination and even more unfortunate that he will not be running as an independant. Not that that is going to change my vote, no matter who's on the ticket Ron's got my vote. My Content: My Forum Posts: My 7 Friends: |
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