You are gonna bail me out and I don't need to say please!
I have spent most of my adult life being fiscally responsible. I never have wanted to spend more than I make. I saved money and food in case of a crisis. Some would say I was thrifty and frugal. I prepared for the economic times ahead.
WHAT AN IDIOT I WAS.
I can believe I have taught my old school ways to my children. Tomorrow I am going to get all of them cell phones and credit cards with no max.
I have now learned my lesson from the huge banks and my federal government. I am going to go out and make a crap load of bad debt. And you will bail me out. You have no choice. If I fail there will be catastrophic global implications. My fall will hurt main street and if it does not I will find a way to punish you all for allowing me to fall.
I am not threatening you, I am just threatening you. See, it is all in the tone. If I was threatening you, that would be bad, but I am not, I am threatening you and they are not the same.
In two months I will be setting up a chip in for the cause of bailing me out. I want the three houses, the four luxury cars and the surplus party money all paid in full, or all you main streeters will feel some pain.
Don't worry if you have no money due to 1.7 trillion dollars of inflation, I will take credit.
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My third investment house is loosing me a s*load. Can i be bailed out too?
Seriously. Bail Me out, i'm hurting here.
See you were very nice about that. NO BAILOUT for you. Clearly if you listen to the tone of Paulson, Wall Street and Foreign investors, you need to use threats. You need to threaten, but say you are not threatening.